What My Daughter Has Taught Me
A few weeks ago I stubbed my toe on the bottom of my staircase at home. In years gone by I would probably have used all forms of profanity while hopping around the room in agony and feeling very sorry for myself. However, now that I have a toddler I need to watch absolutely every word I say. My daughter is learning words at an incredibly fast rate and has also managed to picked up some of my South African slang. When your little one is looking for her favorite plate and can't find it and then says 'Ag, no man!', you know you have to start paying more attention to what's coming out of your mouth. I didn't even know that I still said that?! Anyway, that is slightly off topic. So, after I had stubbed my toe I sat maturely on the stairs, holding onto my foot as if my life depended on it and making soft cooing noises to try and ease the throbbing pain that was swimming through my entire body. My daughter took one look at me and her face dropped. ...